Having a Shitty Day?

Tuesdays blow. If you’re one of the lucky few having a good Tuesday, I know you still feel me. Halloween’s over. God is dead and we’re all alone. But if you survived your butthole Tuesday? You deserve a Klondike Bar.

Treat yourself if you made it home alive today. Klondike Bars for EVERYBODY! As long you’re still kickin’ it’s all good. Wednesday is almost here. Deep breaths, my dogs. Watch the Simpsons. Do whatever you want tonight. You’ve earned it, amigo.

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