Yesterday, in a last-ditch effort to make this diet work, I wrote an article about my epic breakdown from the other night and gave some pro tips on how I was planning on improving. However, I fucked up REAL bad and ate a gallon of ice cream. I need to stop eating ice cream. I blame those fucked up blue “candies” I found. THEY GAVE ME THE MUNCHIES I COULDN’T HELP IT DOOOOD! But nah I just effed this one up.
GAME OVER. Restart.
Ok I’m staring this bitch over. New rules. New diet. No more ice cream.
What have I learned in the name of science? Other than that I can’t stop eating ice cream?
- Tiredness is your enemy.
- Don’t eat ice cream when you’re trying to get back in shape.
- Smoke cigarettes instead of eating junk food. Quit one thing at a time.
- CHUG COFFEE ALL DAY.
- Vitamins are good for you.
- Stay hydrated.
This is not a bad list of pro tips, homie. However, I gotta work some shit our and restructure this diet.
I’m too damn soft, coach. I’m too soft for the RED ASS DIET. No more, man. No more.